Unionist Referendum Question, World Rejoices.

With the advent of the long awaited referendum question from the panel of elite, unionist intellects, we now have a question capable of being fair, palpable, groundbreaking, and cures cancer.


So here's the Nationalists dangerously worded referendum question that will open the gates to Hell and bring back Shub-Niggurath , the black goat of the woods with a thousand young.

Do you agree that Scotland should be an independent country?

Yes []

No []

And then the other one which on reading cured my prostate and allowed me to once again copulate with my wife:

Scotland should become an independent state:

I agree []

I disagree []

So on first glance it seems that for all the unionists humming and hawing, they were completely unable to come up with a question for the referendum that would prevent them from being accused of pro-UK bias. So a bit-of rewording and hey presto! "This! This must be the question," they say, "because it removes all the bias of Yes/No wording, take that Nationalists, you monsters."

Cute, but nonetheless when push came to shove they put themselves on the spot, and chose pretty much the same question as the nationalist camp did. It'll be interesting to see how much they'll inflate this as if it was actually the second coming. The Scotsman is already trumpeting how much better it is.